Arizonian Rhapsody

Posted on Thu Mar 31st, 2011 @ 7:34pm by Captain Nathan Cowell MD

Mission: Renegades
Location: Over the ship's comm
Timeline: April Fools!

Is this the Arizona?
Is this just the love boat?
Caught in the Corridor,
No escape from the baddies
Open your comm, Look up to the screen and see,
It's just a Romulan, they're staring back at me,
Because I'm near their Zone, Neutral Zone, really close, too close,
Any way the ship goes doesn't really matter to them, to them...

DeVries: Captain! I just killed them dead,
Put a torpedo in the cue, pushed on launch, and now their dead!
Roberts: Captain, I am just a whore,
But now I've gone and slept with half the ship!
Mantell: Captain, ooh, Didn't mean to make you mad,
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow,
Amber Alert, Amber Alert because I might be kidnapped...
Rixx: Too late, all my hooch is gone,
Sends shivers down my spine, body's aching all the time...
Halsey: Good Lord, ev'rybody, you're all such a load,
Gotta clean the mess you left all behind or at least try...
Three: Captain, hmm, I don't want to comply,
I sometimes wish I'd never been assimilated at all...

I see a little silhouetto of a ship,
Red Alert, Red Alert, will you fire them phasers?!
Torpedoes and phasers, fire, fire them at will!
(Kill'em all) Kill'em all (Kill'em all) Kill'em all, Kill'em all right now

Magnifico...

Cowell: I'm just Captain and nobody likes me
Crew: He's just the Captain from El-Auria,
Spare him some grief from this crazy crew!
Cowell: Gonna yawn, here I go, will you let me nap
Crew: Curmudgeon! No, we will not let you nap
Crew: (Let him nap!) Curmudgeon! We will not let you nap
Crew: (Let him nap!) Curmudgeon! We will not let you nap
Crew: (Let me nap) Will not let you nap
Crew: (Let me nap) Will not let you nap (Let me nap) Ah
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
(Oh Arizona, Arizona) Arizona, let me nap
Starfleet has some quarters put aside for me, for me, for me

Cowell: So you think you can nag me and deprive me of naps
So you think you can bug me and make me sign requests
Oh, bullshit, can't do this to me, people,
Just gonna beam out, just gonna beam right outta here

Nothing really matters, Anyone can see,
Nothing really matters,
Nothing really matters to me
Any way the Arizona goes...